1975 – Kill My Wife… Please! – Worst Hitmen Ever: When crime spirals into a circus

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1975 - Kill My Wife... Please! - Worst Hitmen Ever: When crime spirals into a circus

Meet Jordan Oliver: embezzler, desperate husband, and worst criminal mastermind ever. When his plan to "solve" marital woes via life insurance backfires spectacularly, he must outrun a daisy chain of bumbling subcontractors hired to "handle" his wife. Think Pink Panther meets Marx Brothers chaos!

Original title: I Wonder Who’s Killing Her Now?
Alternative title: Kill My Wife… Please!

🌟 STARRING
β€’ Bob Dishy – Jordan Oliver
β€’ Joanna Barnes – Clarice Oliver
β€’ Bill Dana – Bobo
β€’ Harvey Jason – Mr. Patlow
β€’ Severn Darden – Mr. Fletch / Dr. DeHart
β€’ Vito Scotti – Col. Guido Ameche
β€’ George Memmoli – Nurse Dagon
β€’ Richard Libertini – Jack Kirsten
β€’ Pat Morita – Heshy Yamamoto

🎬 CREDITS
Directed by Steven Hilliard Stern
Written by Mickey Rose (co-writer of Take the Money and Run)
Story by Jerry Cutler
Original Music by Patrick Williams

πŸ’‘ TRIVIA TIDBITS
Written for Peter Sellers! (He dropped out last minute)
Features the most absurd "subcontracting" plot pre-gig economy
A cult curio from the golden age of screwball spoofs

Date: February 8, 2026