1975 – Kill My Wife… Please! – Worst Hitmen Ever: When crime spirals into a circus

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1975 - Kill My Wife... Please! - Worst Hitmen Ever: When crime spirals into a circus

Meet Jordan Oliver: embezzler, desperate husband, and worst criminal mastermind ever. When his plan to "solve" marital woes via life insurance backfires spectacularly, he must outrun a daisy chain of bumbling subcontractors hired to "handle" his wife. Think Pink Panther meets Marx Brothers chaos!

Original title: I Wonder Who’s Killing Her Now?
Alternative title: Kill My Wife… Please!

🌟 STARRING
• Bob Dishy – Jordan Oliver
• Joanna Barnes – Clarice Oliver
• Bill Dana – Bobo
• Harvey Jason – Mr. Patlow
• Severn Darden – Mr. Fletch / Dr. DeHart
• Vito Scotti – Col. Guido Ameche
• George Memmoli – Nurse Dagon
• Richard Libertini – Jack Kirsten
• Pat Morita – Heshy Yamamoto

🎬 CREDITS
Directed by Steven Hilliard Stern
Written by Mickey Rose (co-writer of Take the Money and Run)
Story by Jerry Cutler
Original Music by Patrick Williams

💡 TRIVIA TIDBITS
Written for Peter Sellers! (He dropped out last minute)
Features the most absurd "subcontracting" plot pre-gig economy
A cult curio from the golden age of screwball spoofs

Date: February 8, 2026